Archive for January, 2006
UPS man gets his ass kicked … by middle schoolers
BELLWOOD, Ill.
Thomas Murphy, a UPS driver, was savagely beaten by middle school students while delivering packages in the western suburbs Friday. Reports CBS2Chicago
Undies on your bathroom floor
Except they’re SUPPOSED to be there. Thanks to UndyRug
Chris Penn dead at 40
From Footloose:
to Corky Romano:
Chris Penn, you will be missed. Thanks for all the good times. Stay young. Friends forever…
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Are you ready for this?
The highly anticipated debut album from Mr. Spears himself, Kevin Federline. Check out the review, here is one of my favorite lines out of it.
This record is so anticipated that it has not yet found a major label deal. What record label is sufficiently ready to give this Holy Grail of Hip-Hop a [...]
Text Messaging World Record
… so Eric will never ask me for this again.
This sentence is how they determine the Guinness World Record for text messaging (including all proper capitalization and punctuation).
“The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.”
Record is 43.24 [...]