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Obesity? What Obesity

dylan — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:51:17 +0000

April 12th, America gets a little fatter.

KFC is introducing the Double Down…The bun-free sandwich features two pieces of bacon, two slices of melted cheese and “Colonel’s Sauce” slathered between two chicken fillets.

Boombox

dylan — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:06:39 +0000

Jimmy Kimmel’s Handsome Men’s Club

dylan — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:15:54 +0000

Create Your Own South Park Character Vol. 3

dylan — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:55:19 +0000

Another year, another look into the lives of the Bonkos.com authors…

Previous Years
2007
2009

Grand Forks Calendar Correction

dylan — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:49:22 +0000

The city of Grand Forks, ND sent out a calendar before realizing they forgot to add January 31st. If you received one of these calendar’s please watch this instructional video on how to fix it.

Crash the Superbowl

dylan — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:56:54 +0000

Doritos created a challenge for people to create the best Doritos commercial which you can see at www.crashthesuperbowl.com. There are 6 finalists and the top 3 will be shown during this years Super Bowl and the number 1 commercial will win $1 million. The reason I’m posting this is that one of the videos is made by a couple guys from Minneapolis – Snack Attack Samurai. Also, each time you vote you are entered to win free tickets to the big game.

2009 – A year in review

dylan — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:23:16 +0000

Gonna Make You Happy

dylan — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:37:42 +0000

I can think of one other person that can relate to this song besides myself…

Between Two Ferns

dylan — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:03:42 +0000

I’ve been a big fan of Zach Galifianakis over the last few years. He’s been posting a few mock talk shows on Funny or Die, here’s the latest with Conan O’Brien.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

Click here to see the others.

Happy Thanksgiving!

dylan — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:58:21 +0000

How pumpkin pies are made…

I’m Reba!

dylan — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:19:24 +0000

Sesame Steet – 40th Anniversary

dylan — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:53:03 +0000

Sesame Street is celebrating 40 years on the air today. What better way to celebrate this date than posting songs from Sesame Street that will be stuck in your head for the next 3-4 days.

Women’s Soccer or UFC…you decide

dylan — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:29:53 +0000

This New Mexico soccer player had a real chip on her shoulder during this game with BYU.

I’m really turned on right now…

Klenginem

dylan — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:34:50 +0000

Klingon + Eminem = Klenginem

Songs sung in the Klingon language…I can’t really explain any more than that.

Listen to Eminem’s hit SuvwI’pu’ qan tu’lu’be (Without Me)…I think it sounds better this way.

Ofcourse, he has a website…book him for your next gathering of Trekies.

Look, another Giant Douche!!

dylan — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:36:18 +0000

Look out, Kanye…you might have some competition for the Biggest Douche award. Coming up strong is Detroit Tiger, Miguel Cabrera, who over the weekend was arrested on charges of domestic abuse. And another report has surfaced that the slugger taunted an overweight 15 year old boy at a restaurant back in August. The exchange became so heated that Cabrera challenged the teen and his family to a fight outside and said he was holding a gun.

If anyone is going to the Twins/Tigers game tonight, throw some D batteries at this guy for me.

Cops playing Wii

dylan — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:53:22 +0000

“Sir, I’ve found some crack-cocaine over here”
“Just a sec, let me finish this frame”

A group of officers who were searching a house for drugs decided to take a break to play some Wii…for 9 hours. They were caught by a surveillance camera they didn’t find during their search.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

dylan — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:17:26 +0000

And the award goes to…Kanye West. This guy has done a lot of douche things in the past (see “Bush doesn’t care about black people”) but this puts him over the top. The other night during the MTV VMA’s, Taylor Swift won the Best Female Video award. Kanye disagreed.

MTV Shows

After the show Kanye said he apologized to Taylor’s mom and also mentioned something on his blog..”I’m not crazy y’all, I’m just real.”

Someone please stop this person.

White Chocolate and Bacon Conan

dylan — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:00:15 +0000

A sculptor from the Minnesota State Fair created a bust of Conan O’Brien made out of white chocolate and the hair out of bacon. Here is Conan last night showing it off.

The Great Minnesota Get-Together opens today and runs until Sept. 7th.

It’s Bisco!

dylan — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:03:23 +0000

Toby Jones, Entrepreneur

dylan — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:48:34 +0000

You can find him on them internets…http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/

http://www.jonesgoodassbbqandfootmassage.com/