I made this…

Congratulations Eric!!

wow, so this is???? A) an Alien? B) Menu from that Indian place off of Lake St.? C) Cancer

if its C, i hope your wife is going to be alright, i’m sure the Eric Rogers Cancer is more like a rash that leaves after 2 years and gives you its couch. if so sweet couch man. sweet couch.
nice job.

It looks like she swallowed a scorpion

I’d make a smartass comment, but I’d be afraid of insulting your wife’s womb. Those things can be very vengeful, I’m told, so I better not risk it.
Sure, it looks cute now, but soon it’s going to start talking and walking and shitting everywhere. Brace yourself.
Seriously, congrats. Good work, my friend.

if its a girl I know a great name. Hint: Starts with ‘M’ and ends in ‘aria’

you did NOT invent the ultrasound Eric, you filthy liar! What is your poor child going to think….