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		<title>Remember the Alamo!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ok so this thing called football is upon us and as the season starts. i wanted to remind everyone about the time Ross and I ALMOST went to the Superbowl to wath our beloved vikings&#8230;well, i say ALMOST because, there seemed to be some REALLY fishy things taking place during the NFC Championship.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok so this thing called football is upon us and as the season starts. i wanted to remind everyone about the time Ross and I ALMOST went to the Superbowl to wath our beloved vikings&#8230;well, i say ALMOST because, there seemed to be some REALLY fishy things taking place during the NFC Championship.<br />
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<p>some dude dvr&#8217;d an espn telecast and well, in case you were able to block this out of your mind, remember we open the season on the 9/4 against this team, hopefully for some payback.  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ8wpmqe9NM&#038;feature=player_embedded">NFL=Rigged</a></p>
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		<title>Hello?&#8230;.Is this thing still on?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid Products]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[horrible bikini post aside, its time to back to bonkos!   first on the dockett&#8230;fantasy football and this guy&#8230;.

More info &#8211; tugwater.com
Link to video &#8211; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ALmgArYW8Y&#038;feature=player_embedded
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>horrible bikini post aside, its time to back to bonkos!   first on the dockett&#8230;fantasy football and this guy&#8230;.<br />
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<p>More info &#8211; tugwater.com</p>
<p>Link to video &#8211; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ALmgArYW8Y&#038;feature=player_embedded</p>
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		<title>My 2010 Just Got More Bikinilicious</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/my-2010-just-got-more-bikinilicious/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/my-2010-just-got-more-bikinilicious/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 16:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strange]]></category>

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		<title>ROHO Johnson&#8230;ROY</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/jd/roho-johnson-roy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/jd/roho-johnson-roy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 00:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bonkos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I guess when the big studio kills anchorman 2, you go and pretend to be a minor league ball player&#8230;damn i want to be famous &#8211; Link

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess when the big studio kills anchorman 2, you go and pretend to be a minor league ball player&#8230;damn i want to be famous &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHlFA_bDkI&#038;feature=player_embedded">Link</a></p>
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		<title>Obesity?  What Obesity</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/obesity-what-obesity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/obesity-what-obesity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[April 12th, America gets a little fatter.

KFC is introducing the Double Down&#8230;The bun-free sandwich features two pieces of bacon, two slices of melted cheese and &#8220;Colonel&#8217;s Sauce&#8221; slathered between two chicken fillets.
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<p>KFC is introducing the Double Down&#8230;The bun-free sandwich features two pieces of bacon, two slices of melted cheese and &#8220;Colonel&#8217;s Sauce&#8221; slathered between two chicken fillets.</p>
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		<title>Boombox</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/boombox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pix/vids]]></category>

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		<title>Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s Handsome Men&#8217;s Club</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/jimmy-kimmels-handsome-mens-club/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/jimmy-kimmels-handsome-mens-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonkos.com/?p=1683</guid>
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		<title>C&#8217;mon, that&#8217;s funny</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/cmon-thats-funny/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/cmon-thats-funny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonkos.com/?p=1681</guid>
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		<title>Coolest House in the Neighborhood</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/coolest-house-in-the-neighborhood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/coolest-house-in-the-neighborhood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Coolest House in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy) &#8212; powered by Cracked.com
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		<title>And now you know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/and-now-you-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonkos.com/?p=1669</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(click on image for full size)

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		<title>Create Your Own South Park Character Vol. 3</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/create-your-own-south-park-character-vol-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/create-your-own-south-park-character-vol-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another year, another look into the lives of the Bonkos.com authors&#8230;

Previous Years
2007
2009
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another year, another look into the lives of the Bonkos.com authors&#8230;<br />
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<br />Previous Years<br />
<a href="http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/create-your-own-south-park-character/">2007</a><br />
<a href="http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/create-your-own-south-park-character-vol-2/">2009</a></p>
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		<title>Welcome to Canada!</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/welcome-to-canada/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/welcome-to-canada/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<title>My QB is tougher then yours&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/jd/my-qb-is-tougher-then-yours/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/jd/my-qb-is-tougher-then-yours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My QB is tougher then yours
Farve, the aftermath of the Saints game&#8230;.refs said they missed a few late hit calls&#8230;YOU THINK&#8230;
read the rest of the story &#8211; Here
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1650" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/favre-ankle-hammy-clarion-ledger-bp-450x172.jpg" alt="My QB is tougher then yours" title="favre-ankle-hammy-bp" width="450" height="172" class="size-medium wp-image-1650" /><p class="wp-caption-text">My QB is tougher then yours</p></div>
<p>Farve, the aftermath of the Saints game&#8230;.refs said they missed a few late hit calls&#8230;YOU THINK&#8230;<br />
read the rest of the story &#8211; <a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-1723-Minnesota-Vikings-Examiner~y2010m2d3-Favre-injury-photos-spark-debate-just-like-everything-else-about-him">Here</a></p>
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		<title>Grand Forks Calendar Correction</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/grand-forks-calendar-correction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The city of Grand Forks, ND sent out a calendar before realizing they forgot to add January 31st.  If you received one of these calendar&#8217;s please watch this instructional video on how to fix it.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The city of Grand Forks, ND sent out a calendar before realizing they forgot to add January 31st.  If you received one of these calendar&#8217;s please watch this instructional video on how to fix it.</p>
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		<title>Conan Sells Tonight Show on Craigslist</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/conan-sells-tonight-show-on-craigslist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/conan-sells-tonight-show-on-craigslist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seeing as NBC is run by a bunch of retarded monkeys and is planning on moving the TANKING Jay Leno show to the time slot where Conan and the Tonight Show currently occupy, Conan took it upon himself to sell the Tonight Show on Craigslist.
Click to view full image:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seeing as NBC is run by a bunch of retarded monkeys and is planning on moving the TANKING Jay Leno show to the time slot where Conan and the Tonight Show currently occupy, Conan took it upon himself to sell the Tonight Show on Craigslist.</p>
<p>Click to view full image:<br />
<a href="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/conan-craigslist.jpg"><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/conan-craigslist-450x252.jpg" alt="conan-craigslist" title="conan-craigslist" width="450" height="252" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1645" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html">http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html</a></p>
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		<title>Crash the Superbowl</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/crash-the-superbowl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doritos created a challenge for people to create the best Doritos commercial which you can see at www.crashthesuperbowl.com.  There are 6 finalists and the top 3 will be shown during this years Super Bowl and the number 1 commercial will win $1 million.  The reason I&#8217;m posting this is that one of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doritos created a challenge for people to create the best Doritos commercial which you can see at <a href="http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com">www.crashthesuperbowl.com</a>.  There are 6 finalists and the top 3 will be shown during this years Super Bowl and the number 1 commercial will win $1 million.  The reason I&#8217;m posting this is that one of the videos is made by a couple guys from Minneapolis &#8211; Snack Attack Samurai.  Also, each time you vote you are entered to win free tickets to the big game.  </p>
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		<title>2009 &#8211; A year in review</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/2009-a-year-in-review/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/2009-a-year-in-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>

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		<title>Smart Octopus?</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/smart-ocotopus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/smart-ocotopus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now, my thought is, what if this octopus is just a kid building a fort?  Stupid scientists&#8230;
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<p>Now, my thought is, what if this octopus is just a kid building a fort?  Stupid scientists&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Gonna Make You Happy</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/gonna-make-you-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pix/vids]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can think of one other person that can relate to this song besides myself&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can think of one other person that can relate to this song besides myself&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Between Two Ferns</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/between-two-ferns/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/between-two-ferns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pix/vids]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a big fan of Zach Galifianakis over the last few years.  He&#8217;s been posting a few mock talk shows on Funny or Die, here&#8217;s the latest with Conan O&#8217;Brien.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns
Click here to see the others.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been a big fan of Zach Galifianakis over the last few years.  He&#8217;s been posting a few mock talk shows on Funny or Die, here&#8217;s the latest with Conan O&#8217;Brien.</p>
<p><object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_03b4a86265"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=03b4a86265" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=03b4a86265" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_03b4a86265" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>
<div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/03b4a86265/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis" title="from Between Two Ferns, Andy Richter, Conan O'Brien, Zach Galifianakis, and Comedy Deathray">Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/between_two_ferns">Between Two Ferns</a></div>
<p>Click <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/between_two_ferns">here</a> to see the others.</p>
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