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		<title>Eric’s Etiquette Inquiry &#8211; Vol. 5</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/eric%e2%80%99s-etiquette-inquiry-vol-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s inquiry is two fold.  Let&#8217;s read on&#8230;
In most, if not all, elevators (I guess I haven&#8217;t seen an elevator without one of these), there is a button to call the security desk.  Typically used in instances where someone is stuck in an elevator, or when someone is creeping you out.  But [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s inquiry is two fold.  Let&#8217;s read on&#8230;</p>
<p>In most, if not all, elevators (I guess I haven&#8217;t seen an elevator without one of these), there is a button to call the security desk.  Typically used in instances where someone is stuck in an elevator, or <a href="http://www.bonkos.com/eric/erics-etiquette-inquiry-vol-3/">when someone is creeping you out</a>.  But let&#8217;s look at what happens when someone gets on an elevator, let&#8217;s say the 8th floor, and instead of pressing the button labeled &#8216;1&#8242;, they hit the button with the picture of a phone on it and the intercom starts ringing to the security desk&#8230;</p>
<p>Inquiry part 1: Do you &#8211; a) press the &#8216;1&#8242; button and ride the elevator down and politely tell the security folks you pressed the wrong button? or b) jump off the elevator, still on the 8th floor, giggling like a little school girl and wait for another elevator?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s assume you chose option &#8216;b&#8217; above.  Once you get to the 1st floor and exit the elevator, you notice one of the security guards standing in front of the elevator you had pressed the intercom button in&#8230;</p>
<p>Inquiry part 2: Do you &#8211; a) walk over to the security guard and politely tell him you pressed the wrong button, but were too embarrassed to explain yourself over the intercom? or b) run the opposite way down the hallway, giggling like a little school girl while your fellow coworker, who rode the elevator down with you shouts to the security guard, &#8220;IT WAS HER!  SHE PRESSED THE INTERCOM BUTTON!  SHE&#8217;S GETTING AWAY!&#8221;</p>
<p>What do you think?</p>
<p><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/elevator.jpg" alt="elevator" title="elevator" width="330" height="497" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1253" /></p>
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		<title>A-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just saw this on Yahoo.  Crazy football formation recently developed.
Article found on Yahoo
YouTube video
A-11 Official Website
Thoughts?  Might give Stephen/Argyle a run for their money?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just saw this on Yahoo.  Crazy football formation recently developed.</p>
<p><a href="http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=825031">Article found on Yahoo</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkJyuii9aBc">YouTube video</a></p>
<p><a href="http://a11offense.com/">A-11 Official Website</a></p>
<p>Thoughts?  Might give <a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/preps/11656331.html">Stephen/Argyle</a> a run for their money?</p>
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		<title>Best Mustache in Baseball</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/best-mustache-in-baseball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My vote is for Rollie Fingers&#8217; stache, &#8216;The Twirl&#8217;

Click here to see the other candidates.
As a man who cannot grow a mustache I envy guys like Rollie and Goose Gossage.  I challenge someone out there (Ross) to grow &#8216;The Twirl&#8217; and post a pic on bonkos.com of your great facial hair to prove your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My vote is for Rollie Fingers&#8217; stache, &#8216;The Twirl&#8217;<br />
<a href='http://www.bonkos.com/pix/2008/07/rollie20fingers202.jpg'><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/pix/2008/07/rollie20fingers202.jpg" alt="" title="rollie20fingers202" width="343" height="293" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-952" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/pgStory?contentId=8304240#sport=MLB&#038;photo=8303792">Click here</a> to see the other candidates.</p>
<p>As a man who cannot grow a mustache I envy guys like Rollie and Goose Gossage.  I challenge someone out there (Ross) to grow &#8216;The Twirl&#8217; and post a pic on bonkos.com of your great facial hair to prove your manliness.</p>
<p>To learn more about great mustaches visit <a href="http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/">The American Mustache Institute</a> (yes, it&#8217;s a real thing).</p>
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		<title>Eric’s Etiquette Inquiry &#8211; Vol. 4</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/eric%e2%80%99s-etiquette-inquiry-vol-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scenario: You have just decided to bring your new girlfriend home to meet your family.  It&#8217;s a big birthday celebration for your grandpa so there are going to be a lot of people at your parents house and therefore you need to get a hotel room for the night.
Etiquette Question: Do you make your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scenario: You have just decided to bring your new girlfriend home to meet your family.  It&#8217;s a big birthday celebration for your grandpa so there are going to be a lot of people at your parents house and therefore you need to get a hotel room for the night.</p>
<p>Etiquette Question: Do you make your new girlfriend pay for half of the hotel room?</p>
<p><img src='http://www.bonkos.com/pix/2008/03/motel.jpg' alt='motel' /><br />
<em>Bonus Question: Name this motel</em></p>
<p><strong>***UPDATE****<br />
The motel pictured above is the <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;q=elm+crest+motel,+warren,+mn&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;ll=48.200987,-96.77188&#038;spn=0.004827,0.009474&#038;t=h&#038;z=17&#038;iwloc=A">Elm Crest Motel</a> in Warren, MN.  Props to Ross for answering first in the comments.</p>
<p>Leave your answers in the &#8216;Comments&#8217;!</strong></p>
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		<title>Eric&#8217;s Etiquette Inquiry &#8211; Vol. 3</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/erics-etiquette-inquiry-vol-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/erics-etiquette-inquiry-vol-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ride an elevator everyday at work. My building has 14 floors and I work on the 8th so depending on who gets on at the first floor with me, I sometimes have to stop at a few floors before getting to mine.
Let’s assume that, including myself, 4 people (all strangers to me) get on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ride an elevator everyday at work. My building has 14 floors and I work on the 8th so depending on who gets on at the first floor with me, I sometimes have to stop at a few floors before getting to mine.</p>
<p>Let’s assume that, including myself, 4 people (all strangers to me) get on the elevator. Buttons for floors 4, 5, 8 (my floor), and 12 are pressed by the 4 individuals. In the elevator, the four of us are standing shoulder to shoulder in the same order as our floors, 4th floor person next to 5th floor person next to me next to 12th floor person. We make the stops at floors 4 and 5 and the respective people get off. Now I am left with the 12 floor person with whom I have been standing right next too.</p>
<p>Etiquette question &#8211; do you remain standing right next to your fellow elevator rider? Or do you casually move to the other side of the elevator?</p>
<p>This question arose because I’m always thinking that if I remain standing next to the other person, they may think I’m weird to be standing so close in an otherwise empty elevator. But, if I move away, do they think they are offensive to me in some way?</p>
<p>What do you think?</p>
<p><img src='http://www.bonkos.com/pix/2008/02/elevator.jpg' alt='elevator' /></p>
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		<title>Can we do a &#8220;Write Your Own Caption&#8221; contest for a video?</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/can-we-do-a-write-your-own-caption-contest-for-a-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can someone PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on in this video&#8230;

Click Play or visit YouTube
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can someone PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on in this video&#8230;</p>
<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iShb6NBtCI4&#038;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iShb6NBtCI4&#038;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
<p>Click Play or visit <a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iShb6NBtCI4">YouTube</a></p>
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		<title>Eric&#8217;s Etiquette Inquiry &#8211; Vol. 2</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/erics-etiquette-inquiry-vol-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/erics-etiquette-inquiry-vol-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I opened up the fridge in my office, I thought, &#8220;I wonder what is being served down in the cafeteria today?&#8221;  But alas, I chose to stick it out and eat my Weight Watchers Smart Ones Chicken Fettuccini.

I made my way to the microwave, thinking of how I could spend the next 3 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I opened up the fridge in my office, I thought, &#8220;I wonder what is being served down in the cafeteria today?&#8221;  But alas, I chose to stick it out and eat my <a href="http://www.eatyourbest.com/products/productsearch/searchdetails.aspx?sid=2013">Weight Watchers Smart Ones Chicken Fettuccini</a>.<br />
<img src='http://www.bonkos.com/pix/2008/02/smartone.thumbnail.jpg' alt='Smart One' /><br />
I made my way to the microwave, thinking of how I could spend the next 3 1/2 minutes while my meal was &#8220;cooking&#8221;.  I opened the microwave and found another poor soul&#8217;s Smart Ones meal sitting there, steam gently wafting out the now opened microwave door.</p>
<p>Etiquette question &#8211; Would you remove the unknown coworker’s meal, put it on the counter next to the microwave, and let it get cold rather than keep it nicely encased in its microwave cocoon?</p>
<p>I waited about 23 seconds before hunger took over.  I removed the meal and put it on the counter next to the microwave.  It was a good thing I did.  As I found out later, the coworker who had carelessly left their meal in the microwave had left for a meeting.  They had a very cold lunch when they returned and hour later.</p>
<p>Thoughts?</p>
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		<title>Eric&#8217;s Etiquette Inquiry &#8211; Vol. 1</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/erics-etiquette-inquiry-vol-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/erics-etiquette-inquiry-vol-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goal: A weekly etiquette query for all you loyal bonkos readers to discuss and react to.
Reality: Probably not gonna be weekly, but we&#8217;ll see what happens.
Be sure to leave your thoughts in the comments!

The thing I hate most about public toilets is sitting down, only to realize the seat is still warm from a previous, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Goal: A weekly etiquette query for all you loyal bonkos readers to discuss and react to.</p>
<p>Reality: Probably not gonna be weekly, but we&#8217;ll see what happens.</p>
<p>Be sure to leave your thoughts in the comments!</strong></p>
<p><center><a href='http://www.bonkos.com/pix/2008/01/toilet.png' title='Toilet'><img src='http://www.bonkos.com/pix/2008/01/toilet.png' alt='Toilet' /></a></center></p>
<p>The thing I hate most about public toilets is sitting down, only to realize the seat is still warm from a previous, unknown (or known, read on) assailant.  </p>
<p>The other day I was &#8220;pounding out a grumpy&#8221; in the mens room.  I finished my business, exited the stall and proceeded to wash my hands.  As I was washing my hands, another gentleman entered the restroom and entered the stall which I had just exited.  </p>
<p>Would the proper etiquette be to (a) warn the poor unfortunate soul that I had just violated that particular toilet no less than 30 seconds ago, or (b) is it an &#8220;every man for himself&#8221; type situation?</p>
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