Michelle Obama gets her burgers done her way…whether it’s Burger King…or some place more upscale. Knowing our love of Burger King, it just sorta fit….and it’s better than Bisco.

MICHELLE Obama, like her husband, enjoys a good burger, but not as well done. The first lady brought daughters Malia and Sasha to former “Top Chef” contestant Spike Mendelsohn’s Good Stuff Eatery in DC for cheeseburgers, onion rings, fries, and milkshakes. “They got the burgers medium,” says a spy. (President Obama was mildly ridiculed after ordering a burger medium-well in January.) “Three starving Secret Service guys were literally standing over the grill as Spike made the burgers, but didn’t eat,” our source adds. Fellow patrons had their cellphones temporarily confiscated to prevent pictures from being taken.

Source Article here.

I just want to know why it takes 3 secret service guys to watch a burger… there’s a joke in there somewhere.

What are your weaknesses?
“I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won’t get mad at you.”

When have you demonstrated leadership skills?
“Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that.”

Use three adjectives to describe yourself
“I hate questions like this.”

What kind of computer software have you used?
“Computers? Are those the black boxes that sit on the floor next to the desks? My boss has one of those. He uses it. I don’t have one. He just gives me my schedule and I follow it.”

Why are you leaving your current job?
“Because I shit my pants every time I enter the building.”

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Awkward Family Photos

Here’s just a sampling:

That guys looks a little to happy to be dressed up as Eore.

I can just hear the photographer:
“Ok, everyone hold up your stuffed animals. That’s great…wait a minute. You in the front. What the heck is that? I told you to bring a stuffed bear! Now the picture is ruined!”

Wrestling is REAL….and so is love…it feels just like a PILE DRIVER

side note: listen closely to the end of the song….it DEEP….Yah that’s a truck starting…you figure it out.

One line I particularly enjoyed was from Stewart

I understand you want to make finance entertaining…but its not a fucking game.

Booyaa! You Jim Cramer fans would get that one.

Here is a quick highlight of the show from CNN

Or check out the entire interview, which I encourage you to do, at The Daily Show website.

Crazy Beard Guy.

Ah, the ongoing saga of a hip hop career that is either Rickrolling us all, or was doomed to failure at inception.

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Here is a clip of bloopers over the past 16 seasons.

Click here to watch the full episode.

Jimmy Fallon will be replacing Conan…who wants to take the over/under on Jimmy lasting 16 seasons?

Check out Burger King’s new fragrence at FireMeetsDesire.com

Conan found out what’s in BK’s Flame. Click play to find out.

update: you KNEW it was gonna happen…

Occasionally, someone on fashion’s lunatic fringe comes up with an idea so squealingly insane that one can only stand back and boggle in awe. So it is with Etat Libre d’Orange, a Parisian parfumier, and its attention-grabbing cologne Sécrétions Magnifiques.

The image below shows the logo for this wonderful idea of a cologne, as well as the description straight from the company’s website. Click the image if you’d like to check out more items on the perfume line at Etat Lib re d’Orange.

I found this nugget thanks to the BBC and their always amusing 10 Things We Didn’t Know Last Week series.

If you would like to subscribe to an RSS feed of 10 Things… the one offered on the BBC’s site sucks so I created my own. Click Here to subscribe to a more readable 10 Things feed.