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Conan Sells Tonight Show on Craigslist

ross — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:02:15 +0000

Seeing as NBC is run by a bunch of retarded monkeys and is planning on moving the TANKING Jay Leno show to the time slot where Conan and the Tonight Show currently occupy, Conan took it upon himself to sell the Tonight Show on Craigslist.

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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html

Billy Mays for Chipotlaway

Josh — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:12:06 +0000

Maybe my love of Chipotle makes this funnier…I dunno.

My Wena

eric — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:53:56 +0000

Bastardization of PJ – Part 1

chris — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:51:01 +0000

…..with my most disingenuous apologies to Dylan.

“Cay’nt find a betterman….Cay’nt find a betterman……WTF is this?” -TemcoBO34

WARNING!…Graphic Content

chris — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:06:56 +0000

see more Funny Graphs

North Dakota….come see if were murdering visitors

chris — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:41:45 +0000

This orange haired guy is funny says me. Not his best work, but North Dakota is difficult subject matter.

Billy Corgan finds a new way to embarrass himself

dylan — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:36:40 +0000

My poor naive brother was on his bonkos account at my house and never bothered to log out. I have taken the liberty of adding this tragic Billy Corgan rap to the site. – your faithful follower, Maria.

An Average Day for Your Average Boss

chris — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:20:45 +0000

Meet a giant fish………..f*ck its brains out.

Anyone who doesn’t already have a copy of The Lonely Island’s “Incredibad” needs to get one. Can’t wait til they do a video for “boombox”.

Proposition 8 – The Musical

ross — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:49:29 +0000

Prop 8 – The Musical starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and more…

Your Palin Name

eric — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:55:18 +0000

Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Ever wonder, What would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!

CHECK IT OUT HERE

And post it in the comments!

Eric = Moose Roadster Palin

Shameless Movie Plug

jd — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:57:59 +0000

Hey guys step brother comes out next week and I’ve got one thing to say….Catalina Wine Mixer

See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die

Drunken Andy Dick Gropes 17-year-old girl

ross — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:58:41 +0000

Everybody loves Raymond
Everybody hates Andy Dick

Here is the best line from the article:
Officers stopped the truck and forced all the men inside to line up so the girl could identify the man who allegedly groped her. She pointed to Dick.

Planet Green TV

dylan — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:38:17 +0000

Planet Green TV is the first ‘Green’ TV channel. I’m not sure what programming they have but I’ll probably watch just on the basis of their commercials.

NES Randomness

eric — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:50:41 +0000

I think this qualifies as having “too much time on ones hands”.

Not shirts…Torso pants.

Josh — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:42:05 +0000

Good clean fun on the internet. Hard to find something that isn’t a couple girls doing something foul with a cup. Thankfully there is Torso pants. T-shirts sporting the same type of dry humor we treasure here at Bonkos:

torsopants.com

Ben Affleck = EveryMan’s Dream

jd — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:26:52 +0000

click play or visit YouTube

McHammer – Teleprompter Blooper

ross — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:07:40 +0000

Really Funny Teleprompter Blooper – Watch more free videos

Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick and the world rejoices

ross — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:35:54 +0000

Story available: Time.com – Lovitz radio interview audio available from TMZ.com

…a year ago, at Ago, a West Hollywood restaurant Lovitz co-owns, Dick showed up and “looked at me and said, ‘I put the Phil Hartman hex on you — you’re the next one to die,’” Lovitz said. When Dick appeared at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz’s night to perform, Lovitz confronted him about the comment. “I just wanted him to say, ‘Oh, I said that, I’m sorry,’” Lovitz said on the radio. Dick didn’t. “I lost it and I grabbed him by the shirt and pushed him against the wall,” Lovitz said. “And he’s just smiling at me. I smashed his head into the back of the bar.”

I’m not a nerd, I’ve got a problem

eric — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:15:21 +0000

Apparently there are some people out there who think video games are so addictive that they could lead to a psychiatric disorder:

CHICAGO – The telltale signs are ominous: teens holing up in their rooms, ignoring friends, family, even food and a shower, while grades plummet and belligerence soars.

The culprit isn’t alcohol or drugs. It’s video games, which for certain kids can be as powerfully addictive as heroin, some doctors contend.

A leading council of the nation’s largest doctors’ group wants to have this behavior officially classified as a psychiatric disorder, to raise awareness and enable sufferers to get insurance coverage for treatment.

(The real travesty here is the parents of these two poor boys are making them play a PS1!)
Full Story @ MSNBC

Now I’m all for people getting help when they need it, for any reason. But without people willing to sacrifice their sanity for video games, we wouldn’t have the joys of internet video clips such as the infamous Leeroy Jenkins:

So with that in mind, go shoot some aliens, play some solitaire, or have a Super Mario Brothers Speed Race!!

‘Bee Movie’

eric — Fri, 18 May 2007 12:56:37 +0000

I personally hadn’t heard much from Jerry Seinfeld as of late, so I was delighted to see he’s got an animated movie coming out.

Seinfeld’s “Bee Movie” is the latest DreamWorks Animation film to dramatize the secret life of a pesky insect (following “Antz”). It doesn’t open until November, but Seinfeld was in Cannes on Thursday showing 30 minutes of highlights. He has spent the past four years developing the film, writing the script and giving voice to its leading role.

“You know, one thing I hate is any kind of movie promotion that smacks of desperation in any way,” the 53-year-old comedian said, before jumping from the roof of an eight-story luxury hotel, arms and legs flailing, and heading down to the beach on a cord.

Full story at CNN.com