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		<title>Obesity?  What Obesity</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/dylan/obesity-what-obesity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[April 12th, America gets a little fatter.

KFC is introducing the Double Down&#8230;The bun-free sandwich features two pieces of bacon, two slices of melted cheese and &#8220;Colonel&#8217;s Sauce&#8221; slathered between two chicken fillets.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>April 12th, America gets a little fatter.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/t1larg.kfc.jpg"><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/t1larg.kfc.jpg" alt="" title="t1larg.kfc" width="480" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1688" /></a></p>
<p>KFC is introducing the Double Down&#8230;The bun-free sandwich features two pieces of bacon, two slices of melted cheese and &#8220;Colonel&#8217;s Sauce&#8221; slathered between two chicken fillets.</p>
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		<title>And now you know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/and-now-you-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(click on image for full size)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>(click on image for full size)</em><br />
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		<title>Billy Mays for Chipotlaway</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/josh/billy-mays-for-chipotlaway/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/josh/billy-mays-for-chipotlaway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe my love of Chipotle makes this funnier&#8230;I dunno.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe my love of Chipotle makes this funnier&#8230;I dunno.</p>
<p><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:southparkstudios.com:251865" width="480" height="400" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" flashVars="autoPlay=false&#038;dist=www.southparkstudios.com&#038;orig=" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed></p>
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		<title>Having it your way&#8230;anywhere.</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/josh/having-it-your-wayanywhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a whole page of Dylan (what some may consider to be a lethal dose), I bring you something completely different:
Michelle Obama gets her burgers done her way&#8230;whether it&#8217;s Burger King&#8230;or some place more upscale.  Knowing our love of Burger King, it just sorta fit&#8230;.and it&#8217;s better than Bisco.

MICHELLE Obama, like her husband, enjoys [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After a whole page of Dylan (what some may consider to be a lethal dose), I bring you something completely different:</p>
<p>Michelle Obama gets her burgers done her way&#8230;whether it&#8217;s Burger King&#8230;or some place more upscale.  Knowing our love of Burger King, it just sorta fit&#8230;.and it&#8217;s better than Bisco.</p>
<p><img src="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/62355/thumbs/s-MICHELLE-OBAMA-large.jpg" alt="Michelle Obama Chows down" /></p>
<p>MICHELLE Obama, like her husband, enjoys a good burger, but not as well done. The first lady brought daughters Malia and Sasha to former &#8220;Top Chef&#8221; contestant Spike Mendelsohn&#8217;s Good Stuff Eatery in DC for cheeseburgers, onion rings, fries, and milkshakes. &#8220;They got the burgers medium,&#8221; says a spy. (President Obama was mildly ridiculed after ordering a burger medium-well in January.) &#8220;Three starving Secret Service guys were literally standing over the grill as Spike made the burgers, but didn&#8217;t eat,&#8221; our source adds. Fellow patrons had their cellphones temporarily confiscated to prevent pictures from being taken.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08072009/gossip/pagesix/burger_watch_183423.htm">Source Article here.</a></p>
<p>I just want to know why it takes 3 secret service guys to watch a burger&#8230;  there&#8217;s a joke in there somewhere.</p>
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		<title>Making Fast Food Sexy</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/making-fast-food-sexy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Website Fancy Fast Food takes regular fast food menu items and turns them into a gourmet looking dish. The image below is a meal from Taco Bell.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Website <a href="http://www.fancyfastfood.com/">Fancy Fast Food</a> takes regular fast food menu items and turns them into a gourmet looking dish. The image below is a meal from Taco Bell.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fancyfastfood.com/post/109789671/tacobellini-fancy-burrito-supreme-by"><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fancyfastfood.jpg" alt="fancyfastfood" title="fancyfastfood" width="415" height="277" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1475" /></a></p>
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		<title>Do Fast Food and Sex Go Together?</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/do-fast-food-and-sex-go-together/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/do-fast-food-and-sex-go-together/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 05:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are two recent advertisements from fast food companies (Burger King and Hardees)
First up, Burger King&#8217;s &#8220;Seven Incher&#8221; ad featuring a lady ready to take one in the mouth.

And now for Hardee&#8217;s new commercial &#8211; if you ask me, I think they&#8217;re a bunch of A-holes.

Click play or visit YouTube to watch Hardee&#8217;s new commercial.
p.s. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are two recent advertisements from fast food companies (Burger King and Hardees)</p>
<p>First up, Burger King&#8217;s &#8220;Seven Incher&#8221; ad featuring a lady ready to take one in the mouth.<br />
<img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bksevenincher.jpg" alt="bksevenincher" title="bksevenincher" width="322" height="414" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1470" /></p>
<p>And now for Hardee&#8217;s new commercial &#8211; if you ask me, I think they&#8217;re a bunch of A-holes.<br />
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/vmpisOn4FmE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/vmpisOn4FmE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>Click play or visit <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmpisOn4FmE">YouTube</a> to watch Hardee&#8217;s new commercial.</p>
<p>p.s.  Dear Maria, your Rick Roll may have worked this time, but don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re gonna get a new post every time you pull a stunt like that.   :)</p>
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		<title>Who Pooped?</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/who-pooped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since JD is about to be up to his elbows in baby poop, I thought we all could use a little poop education.
Who Pooped.org

Thank you Minnesota State Zoo!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since JD is about to be up to his elbows in baby poop, I thought we all could use a little poop education.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.whopooped.org/">Who Pooped.org</a></p>
<p><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/poop.jpg" alt="whopooped.org" title="poop" width="400" height="155" class="size-full wp-image-1435" /></p>
<p>Thank you <a href="http://www.mnzoo.org/">Minnesota State Zoo</a>!</p>
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		<title>Not Your Average Fast Food Worker</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/not-your-average-fast-food-worker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 23:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Blake.

Blake has worked at the fast food restaurant Jack In The Box for over 8 years.
Blake prints out his work schedule to give to his regular customers.
Blake has a tattoo of the &#8220;jack&#8221; the company logo/mascot.


[via Consumerist]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Meet Blake.</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Blake has worked at the fast food restaurant Jack In The Box for over 8 years.</li>
<li>Blake prints out his work schedule to give to his regular customers.</li>
<li>Blake has a tattoo of the &#8220;jack&#8221; the company logo/mascot.</li>
</ul>
<p><a href="http://consumerist.com/5241262/jack-in-the-box-employee-provides-great-service-frightening-company-loyalty"><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jacktattoo.jpg" alt="jacktattoo" title="jacktattoo" width="486" height="522" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1384" /></a></p>
<p>[via <a href="http://consumerist.com/5241262/jack-in-the-box-employee-provides-great-service-frightening-company-loyalty">Consumerist</a>]</p>
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		<title>Mmm&#8230; Bacon Flavored Boobies</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/mmm-bacon-flavored-boobies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 21:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bacon + the internet = bliss

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bacon + the internet = bliss</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/"><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baconbra.jpg" alt="baconbra" title="baconbra" width="500" height="333" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1381" /></a></p>
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		<title>A Little Spicy Mexican</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/a-little-spicy-mexican/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BK&#8217;s at it again.
Burger King is stirring up trouble with their new ad for the Texican Whopper &#8211; which has the tagline &#8220;The taste of Texas with a little spicy Mexican.&#8221;

Click play or visit YouTube
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bk.com">BK</a>&#8217;s at it again.</p>
<p>Burger King is stirring up trouble with their new ad for the Texican Whopper &#8211; which has the tagline &#8220;<strong>The taste of Texas with a little spicy Mexican.</strong>&#8221;</p>
<p><object width="509" height="309"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/CwpNQWrD8PY&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/CwpNQWrD8PY&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="509" height="309"></embed></object></p>
<p>Click play or visit <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwpNQWrD8PY">YouTube</a></p>
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		<title>Pizzeria Uses Bad Reviews As Uniforms</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/pizzeria-uses-bad-reviews-as-uniforms/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/pizzeria-uses-bad-reviews-as-uniforms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco&#8217;s Pizzeria Delfina took some of the worst reviews from Yelp.com and made them into t-shirts for their staff to use as work uniforms.  They&#8217;re stickin&#8217; it to those that are trying to stick it to them.  I LOVE IT!
Full article at 7&#215;7
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/delfinatee.jpg" alt="delfinatee" title="delfinatee" width="275" height="182" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1227" /></p>
<p>San Francisco&#8217;s <a href="http://www.pizzeriadelfina.com/">Pizzeria Delfina</a> took some of the worst reviews from Yelp.com and made them into t-shirts for their staff to use as work uniforms.  They&#8217;re stickin&#8217; it to those that are trying to stick it to them.  I LOVE IT!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.7x7.com/blogs/bits-bites/yelp-tee-almost-more-brilliant-pizzeria-delfinas-pizza">Full article at 7&#215;7</a></p>
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		<title>New Gluttony Challenge</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/eric/new-gluttony-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack &#038; Grill&#8217;s (clever, huh?) restaurant in Denver has a challenge: try to finish their 7lb breakfast burrito!

First heard about this story on the radio this morning.  Click Here
Here&#8217;s a link to the restaurants menu and restaurant itself.
The burrito is only listed here at 5lbs.  Must have upgraded since the last printing&#8230;
Think you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jackngrill.com/">Jack &#038; Grill&#8217;s</a> (clever, huh?) restaurant in Denver has a challenge: try to finish their 7lb breakfast burrito!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/7burrito.jpg" alt="The 7lb Burrito" title="The 7lb Burrito" width="493" height="370" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1200" /></p>
<p>First heard about this story on the radio this morning.  <a href="http://denver.metromix.com/restaurants/photogallery/the-challenge-jack-n/366425/content">Click Here</a></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a link to the <a href="http://www.jackngrill.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/newmenu3.pdf">restaurants menu</a> and <a href="http://www.jackngrill.com/index.html">restaurant itself</a>.</p>
<p>The burrito is only listed here at 5lbs.  Must have upgraded since the last printing&#8230;</p>
<p>Think you could finish it?</p>
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		<title>Bonkos.com Tastes Like Bacon</title>
		<link>http://www.bonkos.com/ross/bonkoscom-tastes-like-bacon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fun little site bacolicio.us adds a delicious piece of bacon to any website (see bonkos example below).

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fun little site <a href="http://bacolicio.us">bacolicio.us</a> adds a delicious piece of bacon to any website (see bonkos example below).</p>
<p><a href="http://bacolicio.us/http://www.bonkos.com/ross/another-world-record-for-america-obesity/"><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bacolicious.jpg" alt="bacolicious" title="bacolicious" width="495" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1154" /></a></p>
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		<title>BK Flame&#8230; I Got It All Over Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does anyone see a theme for today&#8217;s posts?

Check out Burger King&#8217;s new fragrence at FireMeetsDesire.com
Conan found out what&#8217;s in BK&#8217;s Flame. Click play to find out.

update: you KNEW it was gonna happen&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anyone see a theme for today&#8217;s posts?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/"><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flame_spray.jpg" alt="flame_spray" title="flame_spray" width="488" height="259" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1142" /></a></p>
<p>Check out Burger King&#8217;s new fragrence at <a href="http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/">FireMeetsDesire.com</a></p>
<p>Conan found out what&#8217;s in BK&#8217;s Flame. Click play to find out.<br />
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<p><strong>update: you KNEW it was gonna happen&#8230;</strong></p>
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		<title>Ross&#8230;&#8230;.please stop gnawing on me.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burger King has released a new body spray, “Flame”, the essance of the whopper. 
Move over fast food cooks&#8230;its time for the rest of us to get some of that big, juicy, burger-loving ass. 
  http://www.firemeetsdesire.com
Look out Whopper virgins&#8230;&#8230;Here I come (did I spell that right?).
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<p>Burger King has released a new body spray, “<strong>Flame</strong>”, the essance of the whopper. </p>
<p>Move over fast food cooks&#8230;its time for the rest of us to get some of that big, juicy, burger-loving ass. </p>
<p>  <a href="http://www.firemeetsdesire.com">http://www.firemeetsdesire.com</a></p>
<p>Look out Whopper virgins&#8230;&#8230;Here I come (did I spell that right?).</p>
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		<title>I smell something&#8230;.TASTEY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burger King has introduced a new holiday fragrance for men &#8211; FLAME
Buy it here.
Or learn more about it here.

CNN did a story on it as well
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Burger King has introduced a new holiday fragrance for men &#8211; FLAME</p>
<p>Buy it <a href="http://www.rickyshalloween.com/flame_0153_body_spray_p/flame.htm">here</a>.</p>
<p>Or learn more about it <a href="http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/">here</a>.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bkflame.jpg" alt="BKFlame" title="BKFlame" width="500" height="285" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1127" /></p>
<p>CNN did a <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/12/17/moos.scent.of.a.burger.cnn">story on it </a>as well</p>
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		<title>Boobies!! or the end of the world?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mama&#8217;s milk ice cream cone, anyone?
By JOHN CURRAN – 17 hours ago
WATERBURY, Vt. (AP) — Mooove over, Holsteins. PETA wants world-famous Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s Homemade Ice Cream to tap nursing moms, rather than cows, for the milk used in its ice cream.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking the ice cream maker to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gpbdnpwh3UJRDeaGYmsXAWXnYlpAD93E0GN00"><strong>Mama&#8217;s milk ice cream cone, anyone?</strong></a></p>
<p>By JOHN CURRAN – 17 hours ago</p>
<p>WATERBURY, Vt. (AP) — Mooove over, Holsteins. PETA wants world-famous Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s Homemade Ice Cream to tap nursing moms, rather than cows, for the milk used in its ice cream.</p>
<p>People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking the ice cream maker to begin using breast milk in its products instead of cow&#8217;s milk, saying it would reduce the suffering of cows and calves and give ice cream lovers a healthier product.</p>
<p>The idea got a cool reception Thursday from Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s officials, the company&#8217;s customers and even La Leche League International, the world&#8217;s oldest breast-feeding support organization, which promotes the practice — for babies, anyway.</p>
<p>PETA wrote a letter to company founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield on Tuesday, telling them cow&#8217;s milk is hazardous and that milking them is cruel.</p>
<p>&#8220;If Ben and Jerry&#8217;s replaced the cow&#8217;s milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers — and cows — would reap the benefits,&#8221; wrote Tracy Reiman, executive vice president of the animal rights advocacy group. She said dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies and obesity.</p>
<p>Ashley Byrne, a campaign coordinator for PETA, acknowledged the implausibility of substituting breast milk for cow&#8217;s milk, but said it&#8217;s no stranger than humans consuming the milk of another species.</p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re aware this idea is somewhat absurd, and that putting it into practice is a stretch. At the time same, it&#8217;s pretty absurd for us to be drinking the milk of cows,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>It takes about 12 pounds — or 1 1/2 gallons of milk — to make a gallon of ice cream. Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s, which gets its milk exclusively from Vermont cows, won&#8217;t say how much milk it uses or how much ice cream it sells.</p>
<p>As a standardized product under federal regulations, ice cream must be made with milk from healthy cows. Ice cream made from goat&#8217;s milk, for example, would have to be labeled as such.</p>
<p>Presumably, so would mother&#8217;s milk ice cream.</p>
<p>To Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s, the idea is udderly ridiculous.</p>
<p>&#8220;We applaud PETA&#8217;s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother&#8217;s milk is best used for her child,&#8221; spokesman Sean Greenwood said in an e-mail. He didn&#8217;t respond to requests for an interview.</p>
<p>Leon Berthiaume, general manager of the St. Albans Cooperative Creamery, which provides milk products to Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s, called the dairy products &#8220;among the safest in the world.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Milk from cows has long-term health benefits and has been proven to be safe and healthy and an important part of the American diet for generations,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I&#8217;m not ready to make that change.&#8221;</p>
<p>Cow&#8217;s milk and mother&#8217;s milk aren&#8217;t interchangeable, according to La Leche spokeswoman Jane Crouse, who says breast milk is a dynamic substance that&#8217;s different with each woman and each child and might have difficulty being processed into ice cream.</p>
<p>Then there&#8217;s the question of who would provide the milk, and whether they&#8217;d be paid.</p>
<p>&#8220;Some women feel compelled to donate milk to a milk bank for adopted babies, or for someone who&#8217;s ill or unable to breast feed. There&#8217;s plenty of anecdotal evidence about sisters who nurse each others&#8217; babies. There&#8217;s a population of women very willing to share their milk. Whether there&#8217;s enough to do it for a commercial entity, who can say?&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>At the Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s factory in Waterbury, consumers gave a collective &#8220;Ehttp://www&#8221; to the idea Thursday.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s kind of creepy,&#8221; said Jeff Waugh, 42, of Dayton, Ohio.</p>
<p>&#8220;I think it&#8217;s a little nutty,&#8221; said the Rev. Roger Wooton, 83, of Malden, Mass., finishing up a cup of Heath Bar Crunch.</p>
<p>&#8220;How would they get all that milk?&#8221; said his wife, Jane Wooton, 77.</p>
<p>Jen Wahlbrink, 34, of Phoenix, who breast-fed her 11-month-old son, Cameron, said she wouldn&#8217;t touch ice cream made from mother&#8217;s milk. She remembers her nursing days — and not that fondly.</p>
<p>&#8220;The (breast) pumps just weren&#8217;t that much fun. You really do feel like a cow,&#8221; she said, cradling her son in her hands.</p>
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		<title>Fossil Fuels Brewing Co. &#8211; The Jurassic of Beers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fossil Fuels Brewing Co.
Sept. 23, 2008 &#8212; Trapped inside a Lebanese weevil covered in ancient Burmese amber, a tiny colony of bacteria and yeast has lain dormant for up to 45 million years. A decade ago Raul Cano, now a scientist at the California Polytechnic State University, drilled a tiny hole into the amber and [...]]]></description>
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<p>Sept. 23, 2008 &#8212; Trapped inside a Lebanese weevil covered in ancient Burmese amber, a tiny colony of bacteria and yeast has lain dormant for up to 45 million years. A decade ago Raul Cano, now a scientist at the California Polytechnic State University, drilled a tiny hole into the amber and extracted more than 2,000 different kinds of microscopic creatures. </p>
<p>Activating the ancient yeast, Cano now brews barrels (not bottles) of pale ale and German wheat beer through the Fossil Fuels Brewing Company. </p>
<p>&#8220;You can always buy brewing yeast, and your product will be based on the brewmaster&#8217;s recipes,&#8221; said Cano. &#8220;Our yeast has a double angle: We have yeast no one else has and our own beer recipes.&#8221; </p>
<p>The beer has received good reviews at the Russian River Beer Festival and from other reviewers. The Oakland Tribune beer critic, William Brand, says the beer has &#8220;a wierd spiciness at the finish,&#8221; and The Washington Post said the beer was &#8220;smooth and spicy.&#8221; </p>
<p>Part of that taste comes from the yeast&#8217;s unique metabolism. &#8220;The ancient yeast is restricted to a narrow band of carbohydrates, unlike more modern yeasts, which can consume just about any kind of sugar,&#8221; said Cano.</p>
<p>Article from <a href="http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/09/23/ancient-yeast-beer.html">Discovery.com</a></p>
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		<title>Can You Beat Joey Chestnut or Kobayashi?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ESPN created this hot dog eating championship game.  You have to grab the hot dogs out of the air as they float by and drag them into the guy&#8217;s mouth.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ESPN created this hot dog eating championship game.  You have to grab the hot dogs out of the air as they float by and drag them into the guy&#8217;s mouth.</p>
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		<title>Night Ranger&#8230;I mean, Night Hunger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m assuming everyone has heard of Buffalo Wild Wings newest marketing slogan &#8220;Night Hunger&#8221;.  I stumbled across their &#8220;Choose your own adventure&#8221; type game on their website today.  Kinda funny.
*Note &#8211; If you choose to go to the bridge instead of the house, as the headless horseman throws pumpkins at you, one of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m assuming everyone has heard of Buffalo Wild Wings newest marketing slogan &#8220;Night Hunger&#8221;.  I stumbled across their &#8220;Choose your own adventure&#8221; type game on their website today.  Kinda funny.</p>
<p><em>*Note &#8211; If you choose to go to the bridge instead of the house, as the headless horseman throws pumpkins at you, one of Ted&#8217;s random sayings is, &#8220;Just a bit outside&#8221; a la <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7bIcyqRqsc">Major League</a>.</em></p>
<p><center><a href='http://www.nighthunger.com'><img src="http://www.bonkos.com/pix/2008/06/bw3-450x373.jpg" alt="" title="bw3" width="450" height="373" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-939" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.nighthunger.com/">Night Hunger</a></center></p>
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