The Simpsons
Simpsons Quote – 4
Season 4 episode 11.
Chief Wiggum is chasing a cattle rustler.
Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a… car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Simpsons Quote – 3
From Season 4, episode 21…Marge is accused of shoplifting and hires Lionel Hutz as her attorney.
Lionel Hutz: Uh Oh. We’ve drawn Judge Snider.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he’s had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Hutz: Well, replace the word ‘kinda’ with ‘repeatedly’ and the word ‘dog’ with..’son’….
Simpsons Quote – 2
From Season 6 – Itchy and Scratchy Land
Homer explaining why Itchy and Scratchy Land is too expensive
Oh, everything’s too damned expensive these days. Look at
this bible I just got — fifteen bucks! And talk about a
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Simpsons Quote
Lately I’ve been watching old Simpsons reruns and have come across some classic moments. I’d like to present these moments on a routine basis so we can all reminisce when this show used to be funny.
From Season 9, Homer decides to join the Naval Reserve. Homer is accused of being a communist and [...]